This you will only find in South Africa. I present to you the ultimate braai pack. Just goes to show how much they love braai and more importantly beer.

Find this in your local supermarket:

A drunk man, walking past a river  sees a priest
baptizing his people and decides to go for a  baptism.

The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into
The water and asks, “Have you seen Jesus?”

The people respond “Yes,  I’ve seen Jesus”.

When it was the drunkard’s turn, the priest dunked his  head
into the water and pulled him out and asked him “Have you seen Jesus?”

He said no, so the priest put his head back into the water
For a few  more seconds and again asked “Have you seen Jesus?”

The drunkard  replied “No old man.”

Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much  longer time
And pulled the drunkard’s head out and asked him “Have you seen  Jesus?”

The drunkard replied,
“Excuse me sir,……….. are you  sure he fell into this river?”

65′ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
$4,500,000.00

Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and
music dockside for the excited ’soon to be owners’ and a small
group of friends.
$500.00

Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete
with faulty turnbuckle.
$2,500/hour

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate
Representatives just prior to ‘inking’ the final paperwork….. (Note the guy in the stern!)

PRICELESS!