Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early..

One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave
right behind her.

After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
they went home early??

The “brunette” was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The “redhead” was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.

The “blonde” was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
her husband in bed with her lady boss!!

Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
them”.

“No way”, the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.

It’s after midnight.

While on route home he asks the caddy if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the caddy agrees..

Quietly arriving home, the husband and caddy tip toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and here is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head.

The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season football tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly rent!’

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the caddy and says, ‘What would you do?’

The caddy replies, “I’d cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold..”