A drunk man, walking past a river  sees a priest
baptizing his people and decides to go for a  baptism.

The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into
The water and asks, “Have you seen Jesus?”

The people respond “Yes,  I’ve seen Jesus”.

When it was the drunkard’s turn, the priest dunked his  head
into the water and pulled him out and asked him “Have you seen Jesus?”

He said no, so the priest put his head back into the water
For a few  more seconds and again asked “Have you seen Jesus?”

The drunkard  replied “No old man.”

Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much  longer time
And pulled the drunkard’s head out and asked him “Have you seen  Jesus?”

The drunkard replied,
“Excuse me sir,……….. are you  sure he fell into this river?”

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