Example:
L = freakin’ beautiful eyes
A = always on someone’s mind
U = Very broad minded
G = Never let people tell you what to do
H = Really silly
Use these letters of the alphabet
A: always on someone’s mind
B: Loves people
C: Really easy to fall in love with
D: good listener
E : Respectful
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Never let people tell you what to do
H: Really silly
I: Loves to laugh
J: JOKEST
K: Easy to fall in love with
L: Freakin’ beautiful eyes
M: Makes dating fun
N: good in the kitchen
O: fun person
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Loves Life
S: nice smile
T: good in bed/freaky fun/sexy
U: Very broad minded
V: Can kick your ass
W: Gets blamed for everything
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Fantastic Hugger
Z: Never lets you down
Share on Facebook
This is an absolute classic! Only the South Africans will understand it!
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa
| Monitor |
Keeping an eye on the braai |
| Download |
Get the firewood off the bakkie |
| Hard drive |
Trip back home without any cold beer |
| Keyboard |
Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys |
| Window |
What you shut when it’s cold |
| Screen |
What you shut in the mosquito season |
| Byte |
What mosquitoes do |
| Bit |
What mosquitoes did |
| Mega Byte |
What mosquitoes at the lake do |
| Chip |
A bar snack |
| Micro Chip |
What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips |
| Modem |
What you did to the lawns |
| Dot Matrix |
Oom Jan Matrix’s wife (classic!) |
| Laptop |
Where the cat sleeps |
| Software |
Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC |
| Hardware |
Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers |
| Mouse Pad |
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
|
| Mainframe |
What holds the shed up |
| Web |
What spiders make |
| Web Site |
The shed (or under the verandah) |
| Cursor |
The old bloke what swears a lot |
| Search Engine |
What you do when the bakkie won’t go |
| Yahoo |
What you say when the bakkie does go |
| Upgrade |
A steep hill |
| Server |
The person at the pub that brings out the lunch |
| Mail Server |
The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch |
| User |
The neighbour what keeps borrowing things |
| Network |
When you have to repair your fishing net |
| Internet |
Complicated fish net repair method |
| Netscape |
When fish maneuvers out of reach of net |
| Online |
When you get the laundry hung out |
| Off Line |
When the pegs don’t hold the washing up |
Share on Facebook
