Only the dog knows for sure.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet..’

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook

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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A TEACHER

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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!